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Top-10 Signs You’re A Fatty

(For Men)

Obesity is now a global epidemic in Western Civilization. So much so, that being fat is the new norm, overweight can be classified as sometimes “on the skinny side” and most men have no real concept of how fat they really are. Here is a handy list of signs to watch for that will help the average male determine if they’re too fat.

By Patrick Kill Posted in Articles on August 27, 2020 Continue reading
SpaceX Crew Dragon On Collision Course With Virgin Galactic’s Space Clam

It seems it’s about to get a little sloppy now that mega-corporations have taken to space exploration. The celebration of SpaceX’s successful launch of its Crew Dragon capsule ended prematurely hours after leaving the earth’s atmosphere. The rocket switched course and headed directly for Virgin Galactic’s Space Clam.

By Patrick Kill Posted in Articles on August 22, 2020 Continue reading
Top-10 Most Anticipated Porn Spoofs of 2019

Now that the Oscars are finally over, we can now focus on the most anticipated full-length feature porno-films now in (re)production. The Woodies, the porn industry’s answer to the Oscars, will surely see several of these films nominated for best picture, including Mary Queen of Twats and Fantastic Breasts: The Crimes of Grindlewad, MD.

By Patrick Kill Posted in Articles on August 21, 2020 Continue reading
From Momo to Nono

A New Dangerous Internet Threat

Last month, as if borne from the fake Momo challenge, something far more sinister surfaced. Reports have surfaced that the idea behind The Momo Challenge was replicated by hackers who infected the internet with a new creature called “Nono.”

By Patrick Kill Posted in Articles on April 1, 2020 Continue reading
Groundhog Day: A Redneck Variation

So this is the day that all Midwesterners look forward to. After a long and hellish, cold-as-fuck winter, the groundhog awakens from a long winter’s nap, and goes outside his den to look for his shadow.

By Patrick Kill Posted in Articles on February 2, 2020 Continue reading

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