Welcome to the deadliest golf course on earth! A horrible death awaits most golfers who tee off on this extreme course. But they deserve to die anyway just for taking part in what is inarguably mankind’s most pathetic sport.
Patrick Kill has set foot on a golf course only once. The same day the grounds crew was forced to put out a small brush fire in the rough on Hole 14. Broken golf clubs, resembling lawn darts, had to be extracted from every single green. His cart was found in flames, crashed into an 18th-hole sand trap. His caddy’s corpse was discovered weeks later in one of the water hazards. There were tees lodged in his caddy’s eyes and a putter shoved up his rectum.
Screaming Greens is Patrick Kill’s literary salute to the world’s stupidest sport.
This is also story #8 in the Death To Humans series.